PJ

the wrath of the animals upon jj's broken foot: there have been several incidents of "evil" committed by "freakshow" keyser (as jj calls him), however i maintain that keyser does no evil to jj on purpose, but merely as an effect of his attempt to garner love and affection and kissies on the lips. he just happens to trip jj to the ground in the process. however, this innocent little gray kitty has evil in his eyes, you can see. in jj's words: "after my shower, i was brushing my teeth when the cat came in. suddenly, he flipped to battle mode, wrapped all appendages around my bad ankle and proceeded to head-butt, then bite me DIRECTLY ON TOP OF THE FRACTURE. i yelped and he feared for his life. i will hunt him down later this evening and effectuate the end of his being."

score: pj 1 jj 0

(PJ - Pearl Jam - Jammers - The Jam Man - Jammies. PJ is the second animalizer of jj. we had moved to Colorado only weeks earlier, and already i was feeling lonely and needed something to cuddle (the bobanna smells too bad to cuddle, because of all the chainsmoking...). i dragged an unwilling jj all over the north end of denver in search of the perfect nonshedding cute cuddly needy kitty. pj got rescued from an unsavory place, totally flea infested and with killer ringworm all over his entire body, and was brought home in a cardboard box, with his fist symbolically punching up through the top and shaking in the air like a freedom fighter. needless to say, kitty with fleas and ringworm and a penchant for freedom didnt make a good cuddler!! hence the need for further animalization...)