E True Hollywood Story: The Truth Behind SockHands

go look at jj's blog. you will see very quickly that he is deranged and unstable. this is what i live with. you will also notice he refers to himself as sockhands. more evidence of his instability? not quite... he will say it's evidence of the fact that i am the queen of his domain, and that he is my puppet and i am his puppetmaster (and i'm sure to bolster this assertion he told you some dumb story about his raggedy hands and that i made him wear lotion-infused spa gloves for a week before i'd let him anywhere near me - i feel sorry for you that you believed him. he's not even a convincing liar, you should have seen right through it). the truth and fact: jj just really really likes puppets, for whatever reason... i dont ask questions regarding these things... sock puppets count as real puppets (although in my opinion they do not, they are at best a sub-species of puppet). for jj tho, a sock puppet doesnt even have to have oogly googly eyes, or even eyes drawn on with a bic. just a plain old sock and good old fashioned imagination will do. the most disturbing thing is that he lets them sleep in our bed. imagine waking up staring into the blank face of a white tube sock.