

and the surprise...

a man and his dog.
really.
a golden retriever.
then he pulled up to the shore and the dog jumped off and swam to the shore. he was not wearing a lifejacket.
this page is dedicated to the mammals that are multiplying and plagueing jj's existence. attention will rarely be given to the multiplying and plagueing non-mammals unless there is news of mild interest concerning them. as the mammal types partake in various wildly interesting (albeit disturbing or destructive) habits behaviors and activities on a diurnal basis, they will receive the vast majority of my attention.